Monday, August 20, 2012

Don't Paint Your Face with a Screwdriver*

(*Special thanks to the Van Deven family for providing such great sermon illustrations!)


1 Kings 3:3-14; Ephesians 5:15-20
August 19, 2012

My new favorite blog to read this summer is written by the husband of a friend of mine from college.  It’s called “The Parenting Dad.”[1]  After their third child was born last year, they decided it made the most sense for them for my friend to work full time and for her husband to be a stay-at-home dad.  Around the same time, they started a Facebook page of “Rules I Thought I’d Never Have to Make,” which eventually evolved into this blog.  In this blog, my friend’s husband, Louie, expounds upon some of those rules, tells stories, and offers tongue-in-cheek parenting advice, such as “If your kids act up at the vet, you get seen quicker,” and “You can save yourself a full load of laundry by keeping the kids topless during meals.”  Other advice is aimed at the kids, like “Don’t take off your underwear at the table” and, of course, [pause] “Don’t paint your face with a screwdriver.”  
Some of these stories are familiar to anyone who’s worked with kids and others are unique to being a stay-at-home dad.  These are comments Louie gets in public from folks who assume he’s either divorced or laid off and that’s why he has the kids on a weekday at Walmart.  A large part of my fascination with this blog is simply that I’m preparing for my own first child and I’m soaking up the wisdom found in these hilarious stories.  Whenever you’re starting on a new venture, it’s good to seek out wisdom and advice.  And that’s precisely what Solomon does in our Old Testament reading this morning.  Solomon has just been made king, succeeding his father King David, and he knows he is new at this and needs help.  Just as there is no instruction manual for being a parent, there’s no instruction manual for being a king, either.  Solomon tells God that he is “only a little child” and asks God for wisdom in order to govern God’s people.[2] 
            Solomon’s reason in asking for wisdom was in order to govern God’s people.  He knows that his early rule was flawed.  After all, he was offering sacrifices in the high places, which was against the laws laid out in Deuteronomy.[3]  The sacrifices were supposed to be offered in Jerusalem, not somewhere like Gibeon.  So, you need wisdom to be a good leader, whether you’re leading in your workplace, in the community, at school, a small group at church, or in your home.  Solomon’s request for wisdom is wise.  You need wisdom to lead.  I’ve mentioned before that when my husband and I got our dog, we started watching “The Dog Whisperer” on TV.  Cesar Millan is full of advice for dog owners to become good pack leaders.  The episode that has stayed with me the most is one in which he worked with a lady who had done some acting and he asked her about some of the different roles she’d had.  He stopped her when she mentioned playing Queen Cleopatra and said that’s who you need to channel when you walk your dog.  Walk your dog, lead as if you are the Queen, and your dog will behave accordingly.  This doesn’t mean walking as if too snobby to look at your dog, but walking with authority, assuming you will be obeyed, giving guidance, and offering corrections when disobeyed.  Last fall, my husband and I went to see Cesar when he came to Raleigh and the question-and-answer session was quite interesting.  There was one lady who raised an issue she was having with her dog’s eating and as Cesar asked more questions, the lady gradually realized what she was doing wrong at mealtime – Cesar didn’t even have to tell her!  To lead your dog, to be a leader at school or at work or at church, you need the wisdom to make the right choices at the right times.  And there are lots of people out there willing to offer you their wisdom.  But how do you know when it’s wisdom and when it’s not?  All that glitters is not gold, and all advice you receive may not be wise.  Although I will say, I am counting on the parenting advice y’all give me as being useful.  Just throwing that out there.  Some advice seems obvious, like “Don’t paint your face with a screwdriver,” and yet there are times it still has to be said.  To discern between the wise and the unwise requires intelligence and experience, which brings me to my second point.
            You also need wisdom to be a good learner.  Whether you’re currently in school or you’re a life-long learner, you still need wisdom.  You need wisdom to decide what you’re going to study, what new technique might bring your hobby to the next level of skill, what new trick you want to learn.  The philosopher Socrates had a saying: “I know nothing except that I know nothing.”  Before you can learn something new, you must first acknowledge that you don’t know it.  When you’re in class or in a small group, you need wisdom to figure out what questions to ask that will promote the discussion and continue the conversation.  I imagine we’ve all been in settings where someone asks a questions that sounds wise, maybe it has big words in it or they’re trying to show off what they know, but the question isn’t helpful to the group.  The question might be related to the topic, but it doesn’t enhance anyone’s understanding of the topic.  Wise questions are important as is knowing and admitting when and what you don’t know.  It can take courage to admit you don’t know something.  It takes wisdom to know you don’t know.  And then you can go study it!  It also takes wisdom to figure out how to integrate what you know with the situation at hand.  This may mean there are times you speak up and times you are silent.  Or it may mean a mental connecting the dots as you relate what you know to something new and develop some new brain synapses.  Louie thought that paint can was empty, that’s why he put the screwdriver in it.  Now he knows that even when he thinks something may be empty, a two year old will still find something at the bottom to play with.  Or, if you continue reading 1 Kings 3, you get the story of Solomon’s wise ruling between the two prostitutes about whose baby was alive.  Solomon had to take into consideration everything he knew about the situation and about a mother’s love for her baby to make that ruling.  Look it up and read it after church, it’s a really interesting story. 
            Finally, you need wisdom to discern good from evil and this is part of Solomon’s request for wisdom.  Solomon doesn’t use the word “wisdom” in his request, depending on the translation you read, he asks for an understanding or discerning mind, and the ability to distinguish between good and evil.[4]  And when God phrases it back to him in granting his request, God calls it “understanding to discern what is right,” or “discernment so as to acquire good judgment.”[5]  Wisdom is about discernment.  It’s about making judgments.  It’s about figuring out what is right and what is wrong, what is good and what is evil, what is from God and what is not.  When you use wisdom, you’re making a choice.  And the choice is influenced by what you know, what others advise, and from your gut.  Wisdom is not affected by how smart you are intellectually.  It’s governed by what you trust to guide you, whether that’s close friends, the Bible, your heart, or something else.  God speaks in different ways and he will guide you if you trust him and listen to whatever or whoever he’s speaking through.  There is lots of wisdom in the Bible, both in the form of what to do and what not to do, said explicitly in the form of rules and illustrated in stories.  To gain wisdom, to trust God to guide you in what’s right and wrong and learn how God does so, is a slow process.  It doesn’t happen over night.  It takes time and forming the habit of chewing on the words of Scripture.  If you need a place to start, the past three Sundays we’ve been reading from Ephesians and it’s been chockfull of wisdom.[6]  A lot of it, including today’s reading, has to do with what builds up the body of Christ.  Be careful how you live.  Don’t be foolish.  Don’t lie.  Don’t steal.  Watch the way you talk.  Don’t be bitter but be kind.  Lead a life worthy of the calling you have received.  There are some words to chew on.  What’s it mean to live a life worthy of the calling you’ve received?  First, what is your calling?  And then how do you live accordingly?  Chew on that for a while, and you’ll gain some wisdom. 
            Most wisdom comes through ordinary people, like the bible writers, not from scholars in ivory towers.  It’s within everyone’s grasp.  And the goal of wisdom is a well-ordered life and a peaceful mind.  It’s a way of living in the world such that God and God’s intentions for the world are acknowledged in all we do.[7]  It’s not the result of a high IQ but from a heart attitude that the bible calls “the fear of the Lord.”  The bible says, “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom,”[8] whether it’s to “speak the truth in love”[9] or “don’t paint your face with a screwdriver.”


[2] 1 Kings 3:7-9
[3] 1 Kings 3:3; Deuteronomy 12:2
[4] 1Kings 3:9
[5] 1Kings 3:11
[6] Ephesians 4:1-16; 4:25-5:2; 5:15-20
[7] Ellen Davis, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and the Song of Songs
[8] Psalm 111:10
[9] Ephesians 4:15

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